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Funny things about Radulov’s Return

Feb 28, 2007; San Jose, CA, USA; Nashville Predators right wing Alexander Radulov (47) celebrates a goal scored against the San Jose Sharks during the 3rd period at HP Pavilion in San Jose, CA. The Predators defeated the Sharks 4-3 in a shootout. Mandatory Credit: Kyle Terada-US PRESSWIRE Copyright (c) 2007 Kyle Terada

Now that everyone’s favorite Russian is on his way back from Mother Russia and the Predators’ Stanley Cup dreams may be closer to reality than ever before I figured it’s time to spice things up and have some fun with the cliches involved in his coming from Russia to Tennessee. Enjoy!

Storylines involving Radulov
A-Rad: The most anticipated return since MacArthur
Trotzy and A-Rad: Nashville’s strangest bed-mates since John Mayer and Taylor Swift
Geno and A-Rad: the biggest showdown between two Russians since Gorbachev and Yelstin
If he scores on Fleury: The last time a Russian shot a Francophone like that it was the Crimea War
#47 hasn’t looked that good since Michael Irvin was a Miami Hurricane
Weber, Suter and A-Rad: We’re the three best friends that anyone could have (A-Rad’s Alan)
If Billy Ray Cyrus can bring the mullet back to Nashville, why can’t A-Rad bring that atrocious thing he calls a beard back?
His celly that went viral on youtube is a new form of line dancing
Can Foppa and Kariya comeback too?

A-Rad’s quotes overheard in the Preds locker-room:
“Toots, you and the red high heels chick aren’t going out any more?”
“Where’s that a-hole Arny? Jeez all I did was get a little too happy on a celly, it’s what I do”
“So Ryan, you stayed here and can leave to the highest bidder in July if you want to? Why didn’t I think of that?”
“Who’s the new guy with the hot wife?”

“Did Ovie read too much Harry Potter and discover an invisbility cloak?”
“That team that Kovy played for isn’t in Atlanta and Kovy doesn’t play for them anymore?”

Topics: "Alex Radulov" "Nashville Predators"

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