This…may spark some debate. But I’ve got Roman Josi as the Turkey. Why? Because he’s the star of the meal. He holds it all together.
As a former grocery store employee (shoutout Franklin, TN…I won’t say which chain/location because I’m not trying to get sued before the holidays), I cannot begin to tell you how crazy this time of year can be for those in the grocery business. I have seen, I kid you not, two grown women with an otherwise kind/pleasant demeanor, full on fist fighting over a turkey. Were they fighting over the last turkey? Nope. It just happened to be the biggest/best turkey left.
I defy you to tell me that teams wouldn’t be fighting over one another to have Josi on their team if they could. He may not be the last turkey (defenseman), but he’s the BEST turkey. Just droppin facts, folks.